A man masterfully listened to the Irving City Council in a video making the rounds, and several council members couldn't help but laugh.
“I, City of Irving. How are you? My name is Tony and I'm a professional sports player,” the man began. “But unfortunately my career is on hold because I have six baby mamas in the DFW metroplex. So I can't live in a state that has legal gambling, it would be March Madness in a sense.”
“I come here to beg you to legalize sports gambling in the city so I can stack my paper and pay off the illegitimate children,” he added. “I know some people think sports betting is risky, but I have an undefeated system that can put money in every pocket. Really. My system is easy. I bet on the blackest, darkest teams in college sports because the blacker whatever the berry, the sweeter the juice and the better the jump shot.”
At this point, the man had everyone's attention because no one knew where he was going to go next. He brilliantly used the ridicule of leftist politics as he ventured to plead his case.
Omg this is perfect
“I've got a sports betting angle that's foolproof, since you all want to let all these transgenders into the league….”
It's worth the 3 minute clock pic.twitter.com/sjlkxsndcz
— Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) March 28, 2024
“I also have a sports betting angle that's foolproof, since you all want to let all these transgenders come into the league,” he said. “I almost became a millionaire betting on Leah Thomas' ass winning every swim meet. And just like these transgender swimmers, my swimmers are strong. That's why I have so many baby mamas.”
The board members are already rolling, as the man continued, “But you know what that means? I have a lot of bills to pay. So I'm sick of risking my life and my freedom to illegally play transgender athletes . So I'm asking you, City of Irving, to legalize sports gambling because I can't afford to be in the penitentiary doing 5 to 10 years on some gambling charge.”
He then playfully mutters the word “reparations” as he informs the council that they owe him a lot.
“I also wish you could give me some rep…, rep…, reputation because Irving is very white and I'm very black. My great-grandfather was a slave in Mississippi. So you all owe me really,” he said.
The man remembers that he has one minute of speaking time left.
“I'm going to say one more time that white councils need to legitimize gambling and start putting money into these transgender swimmers because they have propellers in their back tailored swimsuits and remember to always bet on black,” he concluded.
“I always want to shout out my friend Demarcus Calloway, who is locked up for murder, but he did nothing wrong but stab a police officer, which according to the BLM movement is fine,” he concluded. “Time to collect dogs, legalize it and free my friend Demarcus.”
Social media users were very impressed with the “Iron Mike Tyson level trolling”.
Here's a quick sampling of responses to X's story:
We just witnessed prime time Iron Mike Tyson level trolling… and it was glorious…
— Tom (@taporroJ113) March 28, 2024
The town hall laughs were great, but the best part was his big smile when he turned around!!! I love this!
— DeniseMG ♥ (@DeniseMG7) March 28, 2024
The beauty of this is that you can't be 100% sure it's a troll job.
— Omar (@tarblooders10) March 28, 2024
This is street satire at its best. Wonderfully done!
— The Alan Sanders Show ⚓️ (@AlanJSanders) March 28, 2024
This is definitely a perfect way to use the Democrats' logic and throw them in! incredible
— Vincent Dasaro (@FaithFTFuture) March 28, 2024
At some point they have to know how ridiculous this all is, but they still have to tow the line
— Nicholas (@MoonDownload) March 28, 2024
I agree with Councilor John so much he couldn't stop laughing he had to hide his face
— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) March 28, 2024
I can't breathe The best testimony at a City Council meeting!
— JustNatalieK (@Just_Natalie_K) March 28, 2024
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