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What defines a successful first lady? To many, she’s someone who gracefully and steadfastly supports her husband, engages in philanthropic endeavors, and looks impeccably polished all day—basically, Melania Trump. She stood out as first lady because she understood the importance of playing the role.
We’ve seen a number of first ladies over the years, and it seems that the less-than-stellar fashion choices often come from the Democratic camp. The last truly elegant and style-savvy first lady of the left was undoubtedly Jackie Kennedy.
After her, it’s been a steady decline, starting with Hillary Clinton and her infamous pantsuits, which have now morphed into straw hats and muumuus. We’re not sure which is worse, honestly. Then Michelle Obama had her own fashion missteps, setting a low bar that looked unbeatable. But Jill Biden came along and outdid them all with her unique, unhinged style. Remember the time she channeled an even more geriatric Madonna, in a mini dress, ankle boots and fishnets?
One of Jill Biden’s many fashionista looks!
Fishing nets are always suitable for any occasion!
Really? pic.twitter.com/6dmqfNBAUw
— Tina Romano Freda (@TinaTweeker) January 31, 2023
While Joe Biden routinely embarrasses America on the world stage with his endless blunders and scandals, his wife isn’t faring much better. Jill is out there sporting looks that can best be described as Alice Cooper’s weirdo-loving daughter and thrift store shopping bum on a bender.
Jill’s fashion choices are truly perplexing. There was a time when I had a strong sense of style that was genuinely flattering, but those days seem to have passed.
Unfortunately, these days, it’s all over the map, appearing to carry couch cushions, shower curtains, and tablecloths.
Jill Biden wore a hideous dress with bright orange espadrilles while visiting Puerto Rico today…look, I found a matching couch 😂😅🤣 pic.twitter.com/zXWonyxnQ2
— ShotGunBonnie (@ShotGun_Bonnie) October 3, 2022
Don’t you love the new fashion trend started by Jill Biden? It’s called “Shower Curtain Sheek”. pic.twitter.com/gMzcnSCRms
— Cherokee Parks “Enemy of the State” (@CherokeeParks) October 10, 2022
Do all fake doctors dress like 1960s tablecloths, or is this a Jill Biden thing? 👇 pic.twitter.com/qU4FB0kJhA
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) June 26, 2021
Any guesses on what tablecloth Jill Biden is wearing today? I’m going to say it’s a traditional red checkered tablecloth. Although the related photo is a close second. pic.twitter.com/c85JwT4erW
— SHARKINTHEWATER (@s_h_a_r_k_e_y) July 4, 2023
While most of the media praises Jill, acting like she’s the epitome of fashion forward thinking, you’ll find a few out there who aren’t afraid to be brutally honest.
Glamour. style class
These are the words we associate with America’s first ladies.
From Martha Washington and Abigail Adams to Barbara Bush and Melania Trump, the White House has always been enhanced by elegant and colorful styles.
In the 1960s, Jackie Onassis became an international fashion icon for her love of European designers Chanel and Givenchy, which she made famous with oversized sunglasses and pillboxes.
After that, Betty Ford’s tailored elegance saw her wearing baggy trousers with beautiful blazers, leading a tasteful life until the mid-1970s.
The following decade, Nancy Reagan embodied the power suits of the 1980s in red, white and blue creations from American designers such as Oscar de la Renta, Bill Blass and Carolina Herrera.
More recently, Melania Trump offered Vogue-level flair thanks to London’s Alexander McQueen, Dior, Prada and Victoria Beckham.
Together, these women, along with their many peers, injected much-needed glamor into global politics.
Unfortunately, the only exception to this rule is the incumbent first lady, Jill Biden. From bad tights to floral faux pas, no other White Housewife has gotten it so spectacularly wrong on such a consistent basis.
Jill’s fashion sense hit a shocking low in September 2022 when she stepped out in a skin-tight dress best described as having a ‘vinyl’ look.
The Out Spoken piece elaborates:
Good job this sequin dress that screams DISCO because it was worn to a White House concert with Elton John.
Unfortunately, the sparkly number did nothing for her cleavage, which appeared to be inspired by JRR Tolkien and set somewhere in Middle Earth.
Her taut stomach was also disserviced by this fashion fail, so we sincerely hope she’s since been given away to a local drag queen. Or Elton.
And who could forget when Jill opted for a Krystle Carrington look straight out of the 1980s TV series “Dynasty”? As for Joe, he looked more like a distracted butler than his co-star.
But what’s truly worthy of Jill’s fashion sense is her insistence on recycling her worst looks not once, not twice, but three times. Yes, you heard that right. In fact, it was Chadwick Moore, Tucker Carlson’s autobiographer, who recently highlighted Jill’s fashion faux pas. It centers around this pixelated “Atari” disaster, which might be Jill’s most blatant look yet, making it completely baffling why she chose to resurrect it a third time.
Dr. Jill has now worn this hideous gown at least three times this year for public events: in Mexico, Namibia, and a school in DC. It’s not normal. pic.twitter.com/FTQX3koaGl
— Chadwick Moore (@Chadwick_Moore) August 29, 2023
Oh lord, look at those sneakers.
There’s a lot of mess we can unload when it comes to the Bidens, whether it’s scandals or Joe’s mental fog. But let’s not overlook Jill Biden’s horrible fashion mistakes. They are the icing on the cake of this administration’s buffoonery and another embarrassment for America to live on the world stage. Seriously, at this point, one has to wonder: Is Jill’s stylist a covert Trump supporter?
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