Horror author Stephen King accidentally started a parenting prank competition on X, starting with Elon Musk.
Is there anything more entertaining than the hilariously unfunny “dad” joke? The kind that violently embarrassed you as a teenager, but find yourself using later in life? King posted one on X, issuing what amounted to a challenge to the platform's CEO, Elon Musk.
The Italian chef died. You could say that in the pasta.
Can Elon tell jokes like this?
I'm thinking not.— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 25, 2024
“Italian chef died. You could say pasta. Can Elon tell jokes like this? I'm thinking no,” King tweeted.
Musk came back with some funny zingers.
What do you call a Great Dane eating a small piece of ham in a small town?
Hamlet eating village in a village.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 25, 2024
My roommate says I'm a delusional schizophrenic. You're kidding him, I don't have a roommate!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 25, 2024
Other people joined in the fun:
Cannoli you make a lot.
— Blue Georgia (@BlueATLGeorgia) July 25, 2024
I love Stephen King, just kidding Elon Musk!!
— $8 Bartemy (@BartemyS) July 25, 2024
A photon checks into a hotel.
Reception asks if you have luggage.
Answer “no, I'm traveling light”— Tonya de Vitti (@TonyadeVitti) July 25, 2024
Elon might try, but his jokes often need more rocket fuel to really take off!
— fity.eth (@Fityeth) July 25, 2024
The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially liked logging in.
When I wasn't logging in, I was busy clearing the cache.
— Self-Generated (@SelfGenPodcast) July 25, 2024
Anyone can tell jokes to a fusilli
— The Coach Đ (@thedogecoach) July 25, 2024
Why did I put a Band-Aid on the fridge?
For sausages
— Mathew V. Liberto (@The_Suntrip) July 25, 2024
I accidentally took my cats medicine yesterday. don't ask me
— Bruce Ballou (@_BruceBane) July 25, 2024
I accidentally took my cats medicine yesterday. don't ask me
— Bruce Ballou (@_BruceBane) July 25, 2024
I love remembering the beautiful herb garden I had growing up. Good thymes.
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) July 25, 2024
What did one eye say to the other?
Just between you and me, something smells.— Tonya de Vitti (@TonyadeVitti) July 25, 2024
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