Speaking of bad timing, Second Knight Doug Emhoff chose to plug a new coffee concoction he supposedly inspired the very morning the economy finally succumbed to the pretended benefits of Bidenomics.
With markets plummeting and the Middle East on the brink of all-out war, not to mention a very embarrassing story about Emhoff ruining his first marriage by impregnating his nanny, he took to social media on Monday to show a mixture that supposedly inspired.
“Being an aspirational coffee blend was not on my 2024 bingo card,” posted the deaf husband of the Democratic Party replacement candidate in X while holding a bag of the product.
Being an aspirational coffee blend was not on my 2024 bingo card. pic.twitter.com/4D3XIHGBmH
— Doug Emhoff (@DouglasEmhoff) August 5, 2024
The new mix was called “First Gentleman,” suggesting that Americans sank to a new low in November and elected his wife, Kamala Harris, president.
Social media users weren't too keen on the coffee concoction Emhoff was selling, given the country's current distractions… here's a quick sampling of responses to the story, as seen on X:
What was on the babysitter bingo card you hit?
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) August 5, 2024
The economy crashes and Doug's talking coffee blends.
— Conservative Mom (@conmomma) August 5, 2024
Do you have any kind of squashed nanny pumpkin?
— Catturd™ (@catturd2) August 5, 2024
First gentleman fucking his nanny wasn't on my 2024 bingo card
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) August 5, 2024
The stock market crashes, the war heats up, you just got kicked out for screwing up your kid's nanny and this is what we're going for?
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 5, 2024
When is “Forced Abortion Blend” coming out, Doug?
— Calvin Grateful (@shoveitjack) August 5, 2024
You are being roasted online.
— Arlin (@Arlin4US) August 5, 2024
Decaffeinated, weak and soy-infused.
— Booker9e (@booker9e) August 5, 2024
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