NASHVILLE, TN – Daily Wire’s upcoming film adaptation of Snow White will star conservative personality Ben Shapiro as the Seven Dwarfs.
“With Snow White and the Evil Queenwe wanted to make use of practical effects wherever possible,” said producer Jeremy Boreing. “That means minimal computer effects and Ben Shapiro as all the dwarfs.”
– You know, because he’s so short.
Brett Cooper, who plays the title role of Snow White, is thrilled to be working with Ben Shapiro again. “I’m only 5’5”, so I was sure we’d have to use forced perspective to make tall actors look short like Peter Jackson did with his The Lord of the Rings trilogy But then Jeremy said there was no need because Ben would do it.”
The movie will feature the seven dwarfs, albeit with different names than their popular Disney counterparts. Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey will be replaced by Reagan, Washington, Madison, Coolidge, Van Buren, Taft and Jeremy.
Snow White and the Evil Queen is slated for release in 2024. In addition to Ben Shapiro as all the dwarfs, it will also feature Gina Carano as the Evil Queen and Matt Walsh as the Huntsman.
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