WH Vaccine strategy meeting – IOTW Report

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BREAKING from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service. 

Faced with vaccine skepticism among Americans, the White House held a strategy meeting in the Oval Office this weekend to discuss options on how to target citizens unwilling to take the COVID vaccine.

Thanks to an anonymous source, the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service obtained a recording of the Oval Office meeting. The transcript follows.

Ron Klain
Okay, people. We need some ideas here. Despite our best
efforts, to get everyone jabbed–

Dr. Fauci
Call it “The Fauci Ouchy.”

Ron Klain
Right. Anyway. There are still a number of people who
are refusing the vaccine.

President Biden
What vaccine?

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