For the slow kids in the back (USA TODAY), this is satire.
Sa- tire. Say it with me. Saaaa Tiiiire.
It’s OK, you’ll get it. Keep practicing.
BREAKING from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.
Faced with vaccine skepticism among Americans, the White House held a strategy meeting in the Oval Office this weekend to discuss options on how to target citizens unwilling to take the COVID vaccine.
Thanks to an anonymous source, the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service obtained a recording of the Oval Office meeting. The transcript follows.
Okay, people. We need some ideas here. Despite our best
efforts, to get everyone jabbed–
Call it “The Fauci Ouchy.”
Right. Anyway. There are still a number of people who
are refusing the vaccine.