LAS VEGAS – Tonight's presidential debate ended abruptly when Donald Trump received documents notifying him that he had been indicted in the murder of an elderly man on CNN.
“Hey, I didn't do anything!” Trump told authorities. “It was like that when I got here!”
Trump, who had planned to debate President Joe Biden, argued that the strange old man had stuck it out on his own.
“The very idea…” the old man said before collapsing onto a nearby podium. It was also at this point that Trump discovered that the man had been supported by a device and could not support himself.
“You know, I got here and everything was fine. CNN is fake news, but I'm here and they were nice tonight,” Trump said. “But then there was a dead old man in the corner. And I thought, wow, the game must be on, you know? And believe me, I was about to solve this murder before I got here.”
“Yeah, yeah,” said Officer Nolan of the LVPD. “Why don't we talk about this downtown?”
At the time of publication, Trump had been indicted again for murdering the Democratic Party.
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