Nudists saving Brazilian tourist from blowtorch with 'pirate' couldn't be more San Francisco

What do you get when nudists, a Brazilian tourist and a 'pirate' with a blowtorch meet on the street? You're coming to San Francisco, baby!

Just when you thought San Fran couldn't get any sadder with rampant looting, empty storefronts, and human poo patrols, along comes a video that has the Internet ruminating.

The video purports to show local nudists saving a Brazilian tourist from a known neighborhood troublemaker called Zero Tribell.

Tribell was decked out as a pirate (why not?) and wearing a blowtorch before being mugged by a shopkeeper in a skirt, Collin Rugg reported to X.

This angered Tribal who then took out his fury on someone else in the video who appeared to be the reported tourist by giving him a right hook.

But it doesn't end there!

Tribell continues to pummel the Brazilian until one of the nearby nudists has had enough and goes down with a solid right hook of his own.

Well done!

They both temporarily fall to the ground and fight some more before being separated as the clip mercifully ends.

This all happened in the Castro neighborhood, a “gay-friendly neighborhood,” as can be seen with numerous Pride flags flying in the background.

Add to that the circus-type music that can be heard in the streets and you have a great evening in the City by the Bay.

NEW: San Francisco n*dists save Brazilian tourist after 'pirate' tries to turn him off.

This may be the most San Francisco thing I've ever seen.

The incident happened in the Castro district, a “gay-friendly neighborhood.”

N*dists Pete Sferra and Lloyd Fishback… pic.twitter.com/TJlLLz6E18

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 11, 2024

Needless to say, the clip got a lot of hilarious reactions as it made its way around X:

A lot to unpack here.

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 11, 2024

Maybe while we're unpacking we can find his clothes?

Nudists? Really? Glad to help them, but having your trash helicopter around is too much.

At least wear a pair of underpants.

— Paul A. Szypula (@Bubblebathgirl) July 11, 2024

I recognize every word in this post. But I didn't expect to see them all together to describe an actual event that happened

— Bairdric (@Bairdric1) July 11, 2024

It's hard to believe, isn't it? But, you can check it out for yourself and we won't dazzle you like the mainstream media.

This was NOT on my bingo card.

— Southern FFA Family (@FFAFamily) July 11, 2024

I never thought I'd see the words nudist, blowhard and pirate in the same sentence.

Only in San Francisco.

— floridanow1 (@floridanow1) July 11, 2024

Hopefully, “only in San Francisco!”

And here's a close-up of our naked hero. Well done sir!

Justice came full circle in the Castro last week when two nudists shot down a man who was attacking a tourist in the street.
Naked Samaritans Pete Sferra of San Jose and Lloyd Fishback of San Francisco were spending July 2nd strolling around the neighborhood when… pic.twitter.com/ZxixSL50aU

— josette caruso (@josettecaruso) July 11, 2024

Wait, so it's okay to walk naked in SF in public?

— ❤️LoLo (@ZOrtiz99) July 11, 2024

Anything goes, it seems.

But, not everyone found humor in the clip, and for good reason.

America is a poorly written fantasy novel at this point

— Tayler Hansen (@TaylerUSA) July 11, 2024

SF was always bad when I lived there, but this is beyond third country now.

— Larry (@LarryDJonesJr) July 11, 2024

Sad!

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