“No shit, it's a vegetable!” Dave Portnoy DESTROYES 'hero' George Clooney for stating the obvious

Leftist Hollywood actor George Clooney is facing a lot of teasing from Dave Portnoy for his sudden turn on President Joe Biden.

Clooney held a fundraiser for the president weeks ago during which he raised millions for his 2024 presidential campaign.

Then, out of the blue, this week Clooney wrote a devastating op-ed for the News from New York calling for President Biden to drop out of the race and let someone else take over in his place.

“I love Joe Biden,” reads the comment. “As a senator. As Vice President and as President. I consider him a friend, and I believe in him. Believe in his character. He believes in his morals. In the last four years, he has won many of the battles he has faced.”

“But the one battle he can't win is the fight against time. None of us can. It's devastating to say, but the Joe Biden I was with three weeks ago at the fundraiser was not Joe Biden's 'big deal' of 2010. He wasn't even the Joe Biden of 2020. He was the same man we all witnessed in the debate,” he continues.

The gist of the opinion is that Biden's recent debate performance against former President Donald Trump was so bad that he needs to step down and let someone more competent take over, lest Trump win the 2024 elections and be re-elected president.

Since the op-ed was published, Clooney has been receiving hero treatment from establishment leftists for speaking the truth about President Vegetable. But according to Barstool Sports' Portnoy, that narrative is absurd.

Hear him explain why below:

What a hero George Clooney is for showing up 3 weeks after his fundraiser to declare Joe Biden a vegetable #Clooney https://t.co/OPb77L9mwd pic.twitter.com/6p0GDEW0Di

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) July 10, 2024

“George Clooney, what a great hero this guy is, huh?” he started “He shows up today, now, this guy did a fundraiser, he raised tens of millions, Biden's co-chairman, three weeks ago. He comes out today, he says, 'Guess what? The guy you saw at the debate, that vegetable, it's king biden, it's a vegetable.

“He was a vegetable three weeks ago. Acting like he was doing something heroic,” added Portnoy.

exactly Every honest person with common sense had already admitted that Biden was a plant / walking corpse years ago. The fact that Clooney is NOW admitting this just when it's convenient for the goals of the Democratic Party shows how trash of a person he really is.

“So what, George, yes [Biden] you didn't do the debate and it wasn't a vegetable you were just going to keep your mouth shut? Portnoy continued to ask in disgust. “And by the way, if you just found out Biden was a vegetable, where have you been for two years? Everyone knows he's a vegetable.”

Portnoy went on to cite example after example of the president's vegetable ways, including the fact that the president can't “get on and off a stage without getting lost.”

“He talks about dead people like he had lunch with them yesterday,” Portnoy said. “He can't ride his bike without falling. He can't get on and off Air Force One without falling. No, no, he's a vegetable. He's been a vegetable for two years. The Democrats don't care.”

Or rather, the Democrats and their equally conniving allies, namely Clooney, didn't care until the moment Biden became a leader of their corrupt and twisted agenda.

DCCC Frontline Representative Throws Biden Under the Bus: 'I Don't Think the President Can Win' https://t.co/f0oI7ayGyY road @BIZPACRevision

— Based on BPR (@DumpstrFireNews) July 7, 2024

Portnoy wasn't done.

“If I know it's a vegetable, if Miss Peaches knows it's a vegetable [referring to his dog] If Clooney knows he's a vegetable, if the Obamas know he's a vegetable, if everyone in the world knows Joe Biden is a vegetable, why did he have this debate?” he asked rhetorically.

“Because the Democrats wanted to show the world that they have no choice but to beat him,” he added, arguing that the Democrats always intended to throw Biden under the bus for someone better like California Gov. Gavin Newsom.

“It's all dirty politics,” he continued.

Sound left!

Continuing his rule, Portnoy again noted that the Democrats “were [for years] good” with “put a vegetable in our face”.

“They're fine with doing a fundraiser three weeks ago for a vegetable. So screw it, let's let Trump run against a head of lettuce. Honestly? The votes will probably be the same,” he said.

“So screw all these games and stuff. Everyone knows Biden is a vegetable. So we just do the voting. Trump on one side, head of lettuce on the other,” he concluded.

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