“Mom, can I go over to Billixe’s house?”
“Not until you’ve shown strangers your ass on OnlyTrans, we need that extra money for the $40 a gallon gas.”
“Aw Mom, I was on OnlyTrans this morning already, besides the Groomers on there think I’m too old, and they say you should have put me on hormone blockers starting at age 8 instead of 12…”
“Don’t you ‘aw Mom’ me little Xir, get on that web cam and get those tuck panties off and make us gas money or you can forget about worshiping Moloch with Billixe tonight!”
“Fine…”
