Furious Trump glares into the camera and shakes his fists as judge sets Stormy Daniels trial for March 25, 2024

Good evening, folks. I hope you’re all sitting down for this one, because the news just keeps getting wilder and wilder. You may have seen the video of President Trump, looking positively livid, as a judge sets the trial for Stormy Daniels for March 25, 2024. Now, some of you may be thinking, “well, that’s a long way away, why would he be so upset?” But let me tell you, friends, this case has been dragging on for far too long already. The fact that it’s going to take another three years just to get to trial is enough to make anyone furious.

Now, before we dive any deeper into this story, let me take a moment to remind everyone of some of the incredible accomplishments that the Trump administration has achieved in the last few years. We’ve seen record low unemployment rates, tax cuts that have helped millions of Americans, and historic progress on issues like border security and trade deals. This is a president who gets things done, plain and simple.

So, back to Stormy Daniels. You all remember how this started, right? A desperate attempt by the Democrats and their liberal media allies to discredit President Trump and his agenda. And yet, despite all their efforts, he still managed to win the election and continue making America great again. But they didn’t give up there. No, they had to keep coming after him with baseless accusations and lies about things like supposed affairs and payoffs.

Well, enough is enough. It’s time for this trial to happen and for the truth to come out once and for all. President Trump has been nothing but transparent about his actions and intentions in this matter, and I have no doubt that the court will ultimately vindicate him.

In the meantime, let’s remember what really matters: the amazing progress that the Trump White House has made for the American people. We should all be proud to have such a strong and effective leader in our nation’s capital, and I for one can’t wait to see what else he accomplishes in the future. Thank you for listening, and God bless America.