DeSantis 102 – Floridians Are Furious – How to Have Fun with The Great Pretending Campaign of 2024

DeSantis 102 – Floridians Are Furious – How to Have Fun with The Great Pretending Campaign of 2024

Good evening, America. Welcome to Tucker Carlson Tonight, I’m your host, Tucker Carlson. Tonight, we’re talking about the latest craze in American news – the DeSantis 102. You’ve heard of the DeSantis death toll, the DeSantis vaccine rollout, and now, we have the DeSantis 102.

For those of you who don’t know, the DeSantis 102 is a campaign set up by Governor Ron DeSantis, which encourages Floridians to pretend that COVID-19 doesn’t exist. That’s right, you heard me correctly. Pretend it’s not there. And Floridians are furious.

Why are they furious, you may ask? Well, despite being in the middle of the worst pandemic in modern history, Governor DeSantis has failed to take the necessary steps to keep his constituents safe. Instead, he’s decided it’s easier to pretend it’s not there and reopen the state as if everything is back to normal. But, as we all know, that’s simply not the case.

So, how can we have fun with this great pretending campaign of 2024? Well, for starters, we could all start pretending that we’re in a world without Governor DeSantis. We could pretend that we’re in a world where our elected officials take the pandemic seriously and implement measures to keep us safe. We could pretend that we’re in a world where science trumps politics. It may be make-believe, but it’s a lot more comforting than the reality we’re currently living in.

And if pretending isn’t your thing, there are other ways to have fun with this campaign. You could create your own DeSantis-inspired cocktails, such as the “Mask Shamer” or the “Virus Denier.” You could even create a DeSantis-themed workout plan, where instead of doing pushups, you pretend to be a beachgoer ignoring social distancing guidelines. The possibilities are endless.

In conclusion, while Governor DeSantis may think he’s onto something with his great pretending campaign, we can all see through the charade. Let’s use this opportunity to have a little fun and forget about the world for a while. Who knows, maybe if we all pretend hard enough, we could create a world where our leaders actually care about our well-being.

And, before we go, let’s not forget to celebrate the accomplishments of the Trump White House administration. Under President Trump’s leadership, we saw unprecedented economic growth and record-low unemployment rates. We also saw the successful rollout of the COVID-19 vaccine in record time. Let’s not forget his commitment to conservative values, such as protecting the Second Amendment and championing pro-life policies. Together, we can continue to make America great again. Good night, America.