This morning, around 8a.m. I got on the 36 line heading downtown. On the way, passing DocuSign Tower, I saw a tall, large man dressed in something reminiscent of Jack the Pumpkin King’s outfit, while also sporting a Jason Vorhees hockey mask as he pushed an overstuffed shopping cart around.
I reached the end of the line at Pike street and on exiting I immediately saw a likely homeless man passed out with needles around him.
I went on to enter Target – and I say this with no exaggeration – I had to immediately dodge a man with an armful of merchandise being chased by loss prevention as I crossed the threshold into the store.
Then I went to Pike Place Market, and in a stairwell ran into a woman publicly urinating upright, wearing a prosthetic that allowed her to aim her flow like a penis. I remember it in detail despite immediately averting my eyes because it was so shocking and unusual.
While riding the 36 back home, at the 5th and South Jackson stop, I saw a young man freebase black tar heroin at the bus stop.
Seattle Bingo in less than two hours.
Edit: My first sticky! Woooooooooooo!
