by James Macpherson
Today I’m bringing you the best of the Covid rules and explaining the complicated science behind them.
They treated us like idiots for two years. We must never, ever forget.
The rule:
We had to wear masks when entering a restaurant and walking to the table, but we were allowed to remove the mask when sitting at the table. Had to reapply the mask to get out.
The science:
Covid is not contagious when you eat and drink
The rule:
No one was allowed to go out in public, except for the riots over the death of George Floyd
The science:
A Pandemic of Racism (Yes, That’s What Some Media Called It) Was Deadlier Than an Actual Pandemic
The rule:
curfews
The science:
Covid can tell the time
The rule:
In Ohio, the sport of wrestling was allowed, but competitors were not allowed to shake hands at the end of the bout.
The science:
Covid hated good sports.
The rule:
Melbourne residents were told it was “not in the spirit of the lockdown” to watch the sunset.
The science:
Covid kept a list of people who watched the sunset and eventually infected them.
The rule:
They arrested people walking alone on isolated beaches
The science:
An infected walker could infect grains of sand, or even fish
The rule:
Go safe, go to the “glory hole”. Also, don’t rape people.
The science:
Covid will not try to infect sexual deviants
The rule:
When you were sitting in a park, you and your friends had to sit inside the circles painted on the grass
The science:
The Covid agreed not to penetrate inside the painted circles, but that anyone outside the circles was fair game.
The rule:
In France people had to fill out a form authorizing themselves to go out for a walk. In the absence of a form, people could write a letter and sign it, or give permission through an app. If he left the house without giving himself written permission to do so, he had to pay a fine.
The science:
Covid wouldn’t spread if you had a note saying you take the pandemic seriously
The rule:
Don’t talk in the elevator
The science:
Covid respects silence
The rule:
Men in hazmat suits were to disinfect the AFL’s goal posts
The science:
The researchers calculated that it was technically possible for an infected player to touch the ball which, when kicked, could hit the post, transferring the Covid from one player to another. Maybe a player who touched the post and inadvertently put his finger near his mouth could have Covid.
The rule:
The supermarket workers had to operate behind a Plexiglas security screen even though they were touching all the grocery items you just touched before returning them for transport home and then touching them again.
The science:
Covid got confused by the perspex screen and forgot that it could be spread through people’s hands.
The rule:
In the UK you weren’t allowed to drink an alcoholic drink on site unless you also ate something
The science:
Opening your mouth to pour liquid would attract the Covid, but opening your mouth to push food would not.
Read the full article at The James Macpherson Report
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Posted on November 20, 2022